2000-12-31 who really is the Christmas thief
2000-11-22 falling forward
2000-11-21 sloping into the afternoon, i dismantled a sad net in the face of a wide-eyed sky
2000-11-14 banshees arriving in little flocks yelling my name
2000-11-05 the perils of splotchy sheets
2000-11-01 what a clean wall to vandalize
2000-10-27 organically-grown, hand-picked and fresh hell served in fine china and silver
2000-10-15 cinema paradiso for the slightly quixotic
2000-10-14 the untold causes of breakups, divorces and homicides
2000-10-13 a simple proposal towards universal hemorrhage prevention
2000-10-10 light up and die
2000-10-09 dessert unnecessary
2000-10-08 the lighthouse is fully charged and i picked the fine time to wear sunglasses
2000-10-03 the comforts of strangers
2000-10-02 moscha lisa
2000-10-01 no apologies
2000-09-29 games people flee
2000-09-27 variations to a deranged’ litanies
2000-09-26 you are what you swallow
2000-09-23 that L sign in your forehead and what it means
2000-09-23 alcoholic andorkinous
2000-09-21 violently giddy
2000-09-20 analogy of life as revealed by bird droppings
2000-09-19 recitals of a sex life
2000-09-18 the line isn't the only thing burning. so is my flame thrower
2000-09-18 faith has no discount price tag, or so i believed
2000-09-17 my life in random bullets
2000-09-15 unspeakable cloyness among the disrobing trees
2000-09-14 video killed the...was it the rodeo star?
2000-09-12 le pimp on wheels
2000-09-10 dissecting The Almighty's silence policy
2000-09-09 porn flakes and some hot hormone soup
2000-09-08 invitations to a murderous gala in an empty orchestra
2000-09-05 where are my gills when i need them?
2000-08-31 tommorow you'll contract cancer, unless you have sex with sagittarians today
2000-08-27 courting the goddess of doom
2000-08-26 his hair is falling
2000-08-23 get me out the room, where midget banshees roam
2000-08-22 dreaming of adorable pancreas
2000-08-21 breezy signals
2000-08-20 i was at the bathroom when God spoke of appropriate name for this tint
2000-08-20 the grass is greener in someone else's septic tank
2000-08-19 thankfully she ignored the zucchini
2000-08-17 pesticides and the dire need thereof
2000-08-16 paingod and other stories
2000-08-14 fish and cheats
2000-08-14 the empress [from hell] strikes back
2000-08-11 lethal teaspoons
2000-08-07 this isn't me
2000-08-03 getting a blue job
2000-08-01 bullet the black sky
2000-07-30 redundancies
2000-07-24 and the horror arrived
2000-07-20 dangling herrings and an act of perversion
2000-07-20 a proper way to kiss wounds
2000-07-20 life's little instruction according to the subway train
2000-07-19 unpleasant side dish of the L word
2000-07-15 on why language isn't leaving me, and why i cannot be silenced
2000-07-14 three women a viewing orgy and my pathetic self-imposed celibacy
2000-07-12 the dangers of being me
2000-07-10 and the squid sayeth: here's lookin at ya, pardner
2000-07-06 gestural propositions
2000-07-05 when hormone calls
2000-07-04 she wore a funny dress and boinked the groom, way to go for a bridesmaid.
2000-07-03 lured by toppings
2000-07-01 flight passenger from hades
2000-06-29 intercourse in a towering inferno
2000-06-24 friday night migrations
2000-06-18 a man with three faces
2000-06-17 guess who will fart during the chorus
2000-06-02 my kingdom for aspirin. my kingdom for aspirin. no wait, my soul for a good shower...
2000-05-30 mutinous faucet and a pact with a drug lord
2000-05-31 me, the god of static cling and other impressions
2000-05-31 the difficulties of illustrating a weird chameleon
2000-05-27 wake up call from hell
2000-05-25 kindred
2000-05-24 they said
2000-05-24 cybersurgery or what kind of pic entitles one to join the gaypride march
2000-05-15 testosterone, anyone?
2000-05-12 nowhere over the rainbow, mariah sings et.al.
2000-05-03 reading and aroused
2000-05-01 my life, plagiarized
2000-04-30 messed understandings
2000-04-29 hunk in pink through the eye of a child
2000-04-29 blissed out not
2000-04-27 in sincere hope it wasn't silicone
2000-04-26 bleepers
2000-04-25 lady godiva needed dousche?
2000-04-17 hits and hints
2000-04-16 sweet scent, but must she marinate in it?
2000-04-15 flirting with my demons
2000-03-21 rooting for killers
2000-03-14 blame it to the frappuccino
2000-03-12 theres something else in my pasta
2000-03-11 the hazards of not having jell-o for brains
2000-03-11 isn't it neat, your ears are bleeding?
2000-03-04 a demented baritone aboard belzeebub's bus
2000-03-03 nightshifters
2000-03-01 the pains of having to deal with uncooperative technology
2000-02-28 in the lookout for plummetting anvils
2000-02-22 bland - ala - mode
2000-02-18 vile buddies
2000-02-17 wrestling irony
2000-02-15 upsetting celibacy
2000-02-14 the hannibal lecter lonely hearts club
2000-02-12 searching for a sense of proportion through jaundiced eyes
2000-02-11 do electrobabies dream of having artificial penises?
2000-02-10 kill the optimist! kill the optimist!
2000-02-09 voyeurism for the virtuous
2000-02-08 gatecrashing at my very own funeral
2000-02-08 morbid cupid
2000-02-07 scrolled words are for dead egyptians
2000-02-07 homicidal block
2000-02-06 descriptions of hell