2001-11-08 karl marx versus the paparazzi and other bizarre tales involving pruning shears
2001-11-04 blacked lights, bleak city
2001-11-01 grave conducts
2001-10-10 speed limit for wimps
2001-10-09 in equilibrium between becoming a magnificent techie freakazoid or peddler of death
2001-10-06 junkets into surrealism
2001-10-05 glower at your dragons with made up googles
2001-10-04 shower anthems and other disclosures
2001-10-02 collected provisions for going ballistic
2001-10-01 redundant resurrections
2001-08-04 that dizzy feeling afterwards
2001-07-28 love notes from the abyss
2001-07-20 satan's brides
2001-07-13 dreadscape
2001-07-05 lazarus burning
2001-06-15 le squirming escargots, poisoned chocolat, and murderous plans served for free
2001-06-13 unsent
2001-06-07 le chef ees een dire need of ze le therapy
2001-06-05 exercises to self-deification while peeling zucchini to the blaring soundtrack of nirvana
2001-06-04 rude descending a staircase
2001-06-02 things a laundry clerk can derive from underwears
2001-06-01 gee, your gums look, uh, rabid
2001-05-29 hormones.insomnia.neurosis.mix.
2001-05-27 contrary to the song this isn't a beautiful sunday
2001-05-25 even ghosts leave smudges
2001-05-25 waiting...waiting...snap
2001-05-24 schindler saw this coming and he’s laughing his ass off out there in requiem land
2001-05-05 new room, old junks
2001-04-28 fungi aren't the only thing sprouting, so are bugs
2001-04-28 smiling at the vast infinity of the morning
2001-04-24 collected silences, moments before departure
2001-04-20 hell has no madness like a girl who missed a prozac fix
2001-04-14 sermon in the mud and i bet the Messiah was laughing all the way to golgotha
2001-04-14 her uncanny ability to surprise, uplift me
2001-04-13 assorted acts of self-flaggelation
2001-04-07 hostaged between hot and cool
2001-04-06 in abundance of ear infections
2001-04-05 cloistered el dorado for idiots and the brave
2001-04-05 a decade of april fools day begins the minute you utter i-you know-you
2001-03-31 what's in my backpack is as significant as what i temporarily stacked in the attic
2001-03-30 laugh and win the mutant audience of the night award
2001-03-29 springtime being non-exclusive for botanical bulbs, its applicability expanding on body growths
2001-03-28 if it's love nibbling on your neck you'll know it's time to wear a psychedelic shirt emblazoned with 'fool' in bold fonts
2001-03-27 magic wands are the most loathed implements by wicked step mothers
2001-03-26 dire things to happen welcomed with party hats and horns
2026-03-25 dislocating despondency
2001-03-24 a proper word between gladness and disappointment
2001-03-23 bathseba in a nun's habit? will that sell?
2001-03-22 love is patient and kind, and it never triumphs in naïveté and masochism
2001-03-21 non-optional tool for evasion
2001-02-20 the point between blue and grey
2001-03-19 grotesque, the way she sees it. but then again she was wearing tinted googles
2001-03-18 condescension not
2001-03-17 finding a breath-taking way to fly
2001-03-16 Yo! Pope!
2001-03-15 surfers in search of "westlife" will be warped without preamble to alcatraz
2001-03-14 pyrokinetics
2001-03-13 stress management for the hormonally-challenged
2001-03-12 panic monday
2001-03-11 setbacks of trust placed on inappropriate hands
2001-03-10 practical impossibility of simultaneously doing both
2001-03-09 certain bathroom incidents should be flushed in the name of love
2001-03-08 gross statistics reminding me that men have a habit of thinking about scratching the itchy parts, too
2001-03-07 a classic example of a day where homicide is a natural means of relaxation
2001-03-06 breezy days have no relevance whatsoever but to heighten paranoia
2001-03-05 ejaculations over cancellations and a closer inspection on women's genetic affinity with option paralysis
2001-03-04 short visits leave me in awe
2001-03-03 natural disasters and other saturday monsters
2001-03-02 detonations and diffusions
2001-03-01 the meek shall inherit the earth only when cannibals and monsters decide to relocate to pluto
2001-02-27 jovial requiems
2001-02-25 disturbing the calmness of silence
2001-02-24 dissimilar ways of plummeting
2001-02-20 sublime conflagrations searing the edges of my skin
2001-02-19 happiness poised and on the brink of adopting an exquisite new name.
2001-02-18 hear me knocking, tapping on your chamber door
2001-02-17 walking like transparent sheets of film in crowded places
2001-02-16 how about deranged magenta as official color for love and pain?
2001-02-15 the lost generation among prunes and shrimps
2001-02-13 stopping to smash the flowers
2001-02-12 prerequisites for going berserk
2001-02-11 substitute
2001-02-04 hellish, pointless, swinish
2001-01-10 look ma, healthy gums